Motherfuckery in the works

Gatherings, Workshops, Retreats, Field Trips, & More

Here’s everything we’ve got cooking—both IRL and virtual events—listed all on one page. Click through the calendar to see a month-by-month view, or scroll down for the full event lineup.

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Fuck-It & Flow
Mar
25

Fuck-It & Flow

FREE for members / $15 suggested donation for non-members

Fuck-It & Flow is our monthly hang—a relaxed, come-as-you-are Zoom gathering where JMF members connect, unwind, and talk about whatever’s on our minds. Think of it as the virtual version of meeting up for happy hour with your favorite women: no agenda, no pressure, just real conversation and good company. Hosted by JMF co-founders Fernanda and Sara, each session includes a few loose prompts to spark connection and always ends with space for member ideas about future events. We meet on thelast Wednesday of every month from 7:15–8:15 p.m.CST(except November and December), and every so often we’ll take Fuck-It & Flow offline for an in-person version, depending on group interest. Free and open to all JMF members—virtual or in-person.

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Fuck-It & Flow (Members Only)
Apr
29

Fuck-It & Flow (Members Only)

Fuck-It & Flow is our monthly members-only hang—a relaxed, come-as-you-are Zoom gathering where JMF members connect, unwind, and talk about whatever’s on our minds. Think of it as the virtual version of meeting up for happy hour with your favorite women: no agenda, no pressure, just real conversation and good company. Hosted by JMF co-founders Fernanda and Sara, each session includes a few loose prompts to spark connection and always ends with space for member ideas about future events. We meet on the last Wednesday of every month from 7:30–8:30 p.m. (except November and December), and every so often we’ll take Fuck-It & Flow offline for an in-person version, depending on group interest. Free and open to all JMF members—virtual or in-person.

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Mineral Magic: A Night at Ottine Springs
May
8

Mineral Magic: A Night at Ottine Springs

Date & Time TBD
$85 members / $155 non-members

Soak, steam, and surrender to the healing waters of Ottine Mineral Springs, 1-hour south of Austin. Part workshop, part evening retreat, this 3-hour gathering is about releasing old stories and letting your body breathe easy. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Soak under the stars — relax in the mineral-rich tubs while the night sky and warm waters soften your body and mind.

  • Guided breathwork & presence practice led by a skilled somatic facilitator, weaving mindfulness and gentle techniques to help you sink deeper into ease.

  • Sharing circle — an intimate space to speak from the heart and listen deeply, held with care and compassion.

  • Snacks, wine & free-flowing conversation — unhurried time to connect between soaks, with a sauna and cold plunge available for anyone who wants to play with contrast.

    Members: To register at the discounted member rate, log in to your account and click on the “Members Only” page. There you will see links to register for events at the discounted rate.

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Fuck-It & Flow (Members Only)
May
27

Fuck-It & Flow (Members Only)

Fuck-It & Flow is our monthly members-only hang—a relaxed, come-as-you-are Zoom gathering where JMF members connect, unwind, and talk about whatever’s on our minds. Think of it as the virtual version of meeting up for happy hour with your favorite women: no agenda, no pressure, just real conversation and good company. Hosted by JMF co-founders Fernanda and Sara, each session includes a few loose prompts to spark connection and always ends with space for member ideas about future events. We meet on the last Wednesday of every month from 7:15–8:15 p.m. (except November and December), and every so often we’ll take Fuck-It & Flow offline for an in-person version, depending on group interest. Free and open to all JMF members—virtual or in-person.

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Fuck-It & Flow (Members Only)
Jul
29

Fuck-It & Flow (Members Only)

Fuck-It & Flow is our monthly members-only hang—a relaxed, come-as-you-are Zoom gathering where JMF members connect, unwind, and talk about whatever’s on our minds. Think of it as the virtual version of meeting up for happy hour with your favorite women: no agenda, no pressure, just real conversation and good company. Hosted by JMF co-founders Fernanda and Sara, each session includes a few loose prompts to spark connection and always ends with space for member ideas about future events. We meet on the last Wednesday of every month from 7:15–8:15 p.m. (except November and December), and every so often we’ll take Fuck-It & Flow offline for an in-person version, depending on group interest. Free and open to all JMF members—virtual or in-person.

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Fuck-It & Flow
Feb
25

Fuck-It & Flow

FREE for members / $15 suggested donation for non-members

Fuck-It & Flow is our monthly hang—a relaxed, come-as-you-are Zoom gathering where JMF members connect, unwind, and talk about whatever’s on our minds. Think of it as the virtual version of meeting up for happy hour with your favorite women: no agenda, no pressure, just real conversation and good company. Hosted by JMF co-founders Fernanda and Sara, each session includes a few loose prompts to spark connection and always ends with space for member ideas about future events. We meet on the last Wednesday of every month from 7:30–8:30 p.m. CST(except November and December), and every so often we’ll take Fuck-It & Flow offline for an in-person version, depending on group interest. Free and open to all JMF members—virtual or in-person.

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Unmasked: A Neurospicy Gathering
Feb
17

Unmasked: A Neurospicy Gathering

Tuesday, Feb. 17 | 6 - 7:30 PM at Opa (2050 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX)
Pay what you choose - suggested donation: $25

We’re kicking off our Convo Series with a discussion of all things neurospicy! Unmasked: A Neurospicy Gathering is a space for our beautifully different brains to come together without filters or camouflage. This evening is for the ADHD-ers, autistics, dyslexics, daydreamers, and all the glorious neurospicies who experience the world a little (or a lot) differently. We’ll open the floor for real connection, shared stories, and practical wisdom from the group. Whether you’re newly exploring your neurodivergence or long past pretending to fit the mold, come unmask with us and celebrate the way your brain beautifully bends the rules.

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