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Why join?
Membership Levels
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The OG motherfuckers: founding members pay less and mean more. Best of all, your founding membership fee is locked in for life. Limited to the first 50 member sign-ups.
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Join us for monthly gatherings, field trips, and our signature workshops in Austin, TX. You’ll get discounted member pricing (usually 30–40% off) on every event, plus access to our members-only online community and special members-only events.
$40 / month
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For out-of-town kindreds who want in on the conversations. You’ll be part of our Zoom-based workshops, salons, and discussion groups. We keep groups intimate, interactive, and designed to spark connection.
$15 / month
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This level's for the big-hearted badasses who can — and want to — give more. Your support keeps our gatherings accessible and funds discounted spots for those who need them. In return, we’ll shout your name (or your biz) from the rooftops, both online and at events.
$65 / month
Bring a buddy!
Everything’s better with a friend (especially this). If you and a friend join together, you each get $50 off your first year. To get the buddy discount code, just email us with both of your names and email addresses.
No one left out
A limited number of discounted memberships are available for people navigating systemic barriers or financial hardship. If this is you, let us know—we’ll send you a form to apply for one of these limited spots.
Membership Benefits
First dibs on everything
VIP access to all our workshops, retreats, & various events, both virtual and in-person in Austin, TX.
Fuck-yeah member discounts
30-50% off all event tickets.
24/7 real-talk connection
Private member community (for when you need your people at 2 am), including a resource library full of the good shit. Want to know which local gynecologists are HRT-friendly, or which estrogen face cream to buy? We’ve got you covered.
Intimate Conversation Series
Small, in-person gatherings (12 max) centered on one topic—no agenda, just honest dialogue and space to think out loud with other curious humans.
Epic annual Fuck-it-Feast
A no-bullshit, members-only banquet filled with real, messy, beautiful conversations. This is definitely not your mother’s dinner party.
Your personal bullshit detector
Optional accountability partner to call you on your patterns, celebrate your wins, and help you figure out what you really want in your life—not what you think you should want.
A crew that gets you
More than community—a chosen family of joyful motherfuckers who celebrate your messiness, challenge you out of your comfort zone, and support you through your glorious contradictions.
Local hookups
Exclusive member-only discounts with local women-owned businesses.