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Gather. Create. Connect. Unblock.

We’re in the process of shaping our first round of JMF workshops, set to launch in Dec. 2025. Retreats, workshops, and firelit conversations are on the horizon — spaces to move, create, and connect. Check back closer to the launch for dates, details, and registration links.

Visions & Vino: A Year-End Gathering

Date & Location: TBD (7:30 - 9:30 PM)

Price: $25 for members / $55 for non-members

An evening of reflection, imagination, and playful creativity as we make vision boards together. This gathering is about honoring where we’ve been and setting intentions for where we’re headed—armed with magazines, glue sticks, and a little year-end magic. This isn’t about gluing a photo of a fancy car to a piece of cardboard; it’s about tuning in to what your soul actually craves. Through guided prompts and intuitive collage, we’ll bypass the logical mind and let images, textures, and instinct lead the way. You’ll leave with a vision board that feels alive—an abstract reflection of your deeper desires and the year ahead. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Guided reflection — prompts to help you release the old year and name what you’re calling in for the next.

  • Collage-making time — create your vision board with provided supplies (magazines, scissors, glue, and extras), plus playful inspiration from the facilitator.

  • Sharing circle — a chance to show your creation (if you wish) and speak your intentions aloud in a supportive group.

  • Snacks, wine & connection — linger in good company as the glue dries, with space for laughter and one-on-one chats.

Moonlit Fire Pit & Tarot Night

Date & Location: TBD (7:30 - 10 PM)
Price: $35 for members / $65 for non-members

Gather around the fire in South Austin for an evening of intuition, magic, and connection. Under the stars, we’ll sip wine, pull cards, and let the flames spark conversation and insight. (Limited to 20 people)

What to expect:

  • Tarot card pulls & guided reflection

  • Special guest offering mini astrology or tarot readings, plus a short talk on current cosmic energies—what’s shifting, what’s calling, what’s ready to be released

  • Music, wine, and laughter under the stars

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Stepping Into Your Story: A Therapeutic Theater Workshop

Date & Location: TBD (1 - 4 PM)
Price: $55 for members / $110 for non-members

What happens when you bring your inner world to the stage? In this 3-hour experiential workshop co-led by Dr. Liz Kotin & Lindsey Lee of North Node Therapeutic Theater, we’ll use the tools of theater—storytelling, role-play, and improvisation—as a path to healing and self-discovery. Together we’ll explore how movement, story, and imagination can unlock what words alone can’t, transforming private struggles into shared, embodied expression. No acting experience required—just curiosity and a willingness to play. You’ll leave with deeper awareness, a stronger sense of self, and the power of being truly witnessed. (Limit: 15 people)

What to expect:

  • Gentle, guided exercises to help you step into roles and stories

  • Safe, creative space to process and express emotions

  • Connection with others through witnessing and shared experience

  • Tools to foster resilience, self-awareness, and empowerment

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The Desire Lab

Date & Location: TBD (4 - 6:30 PM)
Price: $35 for members / $75 for non-members

An intimate workshop on midlife sexuality, desire, and body wisdom. We’ll dive into what lights us up now—and what we’re ready to leave behind. (Limit: 15 people)

  • Q&A with a professional sexologist — insights on how desire shifts across midlife, with space to ask real questions in a shame-free environment.

  • Guided body-based practices — gentle, playful exercises designed to help you reconnect with your sensuality, pleasure, and vitality.

  • Candid group dialogue — an open, facilitated conversation on love, lust, and long-term relationships, with room for humor, honesty, and unfiltered sharing.

  • Unstructured connection time — linger afterward over wine and snacks for one-on-one chats and laughter that spill beyond the circle.

Gather. Create. Connect. Unblock.

We’re in the process of shaping our first round of JMF workshops, set to launch in Dec. 2025. Retreats, workshops, and firelit conversations are on the horizon — spaces to move, create, and connect. Check back closer to the launch for dates, details, and registration links.


Mineral Magic: A Night at Ottine Springs

Date & Time: TBD (7 - 10 PM)

Price: $X for members / $Y for non-members

Soak, steam, and surrender to the healing waters of Ottine Mineral Springs, 1-hour south of Austin. This evening retreat is about releasing old stories and letting your body breathe easy. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Soak under the stars — relax in the mineral-rich tubs while the night sky and warm waters soften your body and mind.

  • Guided breathwork & presence practice led by a skilled somatic facilitator, weaving mindfulness and gentle techniques to help you sink deeper into ease.

  • Sharing circle — an intimate space to speak from the heart and listen deeply, held with care and compassion.

  • Snacks, wine & free-flowing conversation — unhurried time to connect between soaks, with a sauna and cold plunge available for anyone who wants to play with contrast.

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The Desire Lab

Date & Time: TBD (4:30 -7:30 PM)

Price: $X (members) / $Y (non-members)

An intimate workshop on midlife sexuality, desire, and body wisdom. We’ll dive into what lights us up now—and what we’re ready to leave behind. (Limit: 15 people)

  • Q&A with a professional sexologist — insights on how desire shifts across midlife, with space to ask real questions in a shame-free environment.

  • Guided body-based practices — gentle, playful exercises designed to help you reconnect with your sensuality, pleasure, and vitality.

  • Candid group dialogue — an open, facilitated conversation on love, lust, and long-term relationships, with room for humor, honesty, and unfiltered sharing.

  • Unstructured connection time — linger afterward over wine and snacks for one-on-one chats and laughter that spill beyond the circle.

Notify me when event opens for registration

Wild Women on the Greenbelt

Date & Time: TBD (10 AM - 1 PM)

Price: $X (members) / $Y (non-members)

Hike, howl, and connect with nature (and each other) along Austin’s Barton Creek Greenbelt. This half-day adventure is about embodiment, play, and connection to the wild. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Guided mindful movement hike — a gentle nature walk led by a movement facilitator who invites you into breath, body awareness, and playful interaction with the natural landscape.

  • Sound, stillness & release — gather beneath the trees for a guided vocal play practice and outdoor sound bath led by a guest facilitator. Whether through laughter, song, or the resonance of bowls & chimes, this is a chance to soften, let go, and be carried by sound.

  • Creative pause at the water’s edge — time to journal, sketch, or simply reflect by the water, with light prompts offered for those who want them.

  • Open time by the creek — space to lounge, dip your feet in the water, share conversation, or simply soak up the beauty of the Greenbelt together.

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Visions & Vino: A Year-End Gathering

Date & Location: TBD (7:30 - 9:30 PM)

Price: $25 for members / $55 for non-members

An evening of reflection, imagination, and playful creativity as we make vision boards together. This gathering is about honoring where we’ve been and setting intentions for where we’re headed—armed with magazines, glue sticks, and a little year-end magic. This isn’t about gluing a photo of a fancy car to a piece of cardboard; it’s about tuning in to what your soul actually craves. Through guided prompts and intuitive collage, we’ll bypass the logical mind and let images, textures, and instinct lead the way. You’ll leave with a vision board that feels alive—an abstract reflection of your deeper desires and the year ahead. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Guided reflection — prompts to help you release the old year and name what you’re calling in for the next.

  • Collage-making time — create your vision board with provided supplies (magazines, scissors, glue, and extras), plus playful inspiration from the facilitator.

  • Sharing circle — a chance to show your creation (if you wish) and speak your intentions aloud in a supportive group.

  • Snacks, wine & connection — linger in good company as the glue dries, with space for laughter and one-on-one chats.


Art & Alchemy: Mixed Media Magic Night

Date & Time: TBD (7-9:30 PM)

Price: $X (members) / $Y (non-members)

Get messy, make beauty, and unblock your creativity. Hosted at Figment Studio in South Austin. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Hands-on mixed media play — experiment with collage, paint, and other materials provided, with a facilitator offering playful prompts to spark your imagination.

  • Creative writing sparks — short, juicy exercises to loosen up your voice and get ideas flowing.

  • Time to mingle & make — space between activities for conversation, laughter, and wandering back to your project as inspiration strikes.

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Moonlit Fire Pit & Tarot Night

Date & Time: TBD (8 - 10:30 PM)

Price: $X (members) / $Y (non-members)

Gather around the fire in South Austin for an evening of intuition, magic, and storytelling. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Tarot card pulls & guided reflection

  • Special guest offering mini astrology or tarot readings, plus a short talk on cosmic themes

  • Music, wine, and laughter under the stars

Notify me when event opens for registration

Erotic Storytelling Night

Date & Time: TBD (8 - 10:30 PM)

Price: $X (members) / $Y (non-members)

A bawdy, hilarious, and deeply freeing night of sharing erotic stories—fictional, personal, or somewhere in between. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Writing prompts & story sparks

  • Optional open mic storytelling

  • Wine, snacks, and raucous laughter

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Dream Weavers: Slumber Party Retreat

Date & Time: Date TBD (5 PM Friday - 11 AM Saturday)

Price: $X (members) / $Y (non-members)

An overnight retreat in Wimberley at a cozy Airbnb where we lean into dreams, synchronicities, and inner child play. (Limit: 12 people)

  • Pajama circle & dream journaling

  • Gentle movement and games to invite spontaneity back into the body

  • Late-night pajama dance party

  • Morning share with coffee & pastries

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The Sacred & the Silly: Improv for the Soul

Date & Time: TBD (3 - 5 PM)

Price: $X (members) / $Y (non-members)

Hosted at the Hyde Park Theater, this 3-hour workshop blends play, laughter, and vulnerability. (Limit: 20 people)

  • Intro to improv games

  • Partner exercises on trust & listening

  • Reflection circle on what play unlocks

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